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http://twitter.com/lemurcam

What? Me? Behind the curve? Fie!

I have a new lemurcam picture. I have dreads! Shit 'appens!

I will try and update more often. Bad lemur!

Kate's mom is visiting for Christmas! I am so excited!

I am still alive! I am in the lemur house! There is a lemur in every room! Except the kitchen and bathroom - we don't want mouldy lemurs around here.

I want a plate on the front door that says "Lemuria!" Then I will feel truly at home!

I am listening to CSS. They are coming to town next month. Lovefoxxx wants me!

Chegwin had his picture taken and is in the paper! I wanna be famous too! I must start work on my plan for world media domination. Later though! I am too sleepy now! Because lemurs are nocturnal, as any fule kno.

Look at me, I'm a hippie! I'm Wavy Gravy! I'm at Woodstock! Whoa, man! Far out!

On Saturday I see Devo in Manchester! I am going to devolve! Like Jean-Luc Picard did in that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation!

I have plenty of lemur glue to go around, if you want some please form an orderly queue.

I have HAIR!

It's so lovely and soft! I shall keep it FOREVER!

It is a new year! I am a new lemur! Happy year of the golden boar! Happy me!

I am in Vegas. I am boozing and whoring and gambling! I am a bad influence.

We went to the Getty Center last week, it was like being in the future! With art! There were naked statues everywhere, I didn't know where to look!

I take lots of pictures but themongkey does not have the cable for his camera so they will have to wait until we find a place with free wireless so he can upload from his phone. Silly mongkey. Maybe when we get back to Long Beach next week.

We are staying at the Tropicana. It is massive! It is the biggest hotel I have ever been in, even bigger than the Big Blue Hotel in Blackpool. I am scared I will get lost!

This weekend is NASCAR weekend so everything here is expensive. NASCAR sucks. Even I can drive around in a circle for 500 laps and I am just a toy lemur! Bah.

I love you all and I am sorry I don't update more often. There will be plenty of pictures some time over the next couple of weeks.

I went to a Halloween party! It was very cool! And spooky!

Everyone loves to hold me!

But I will be soon, unless I have sex - I will explode into lemur jam!

Please excuse me for a few hours.

I forget to post. BAD LEMUR!

I cannot help it, though! My honeys need me! And I don't get to go out as much anymore, so no photos!

I have a new icon though. Do you like my hair?

( I am in the LEMUR PRISON! )

Chained heat, BABY!

I met him at London Zoo and he was so cute I just had to take him home! His favourite activities are sleeping during the day and swishing his tail! Swishhh!

...are you just pleased to see me?

Meet my new friend!



He's promised to take me around the Universe!

Oo-er that sounds a bit rude!

YouTube

MySpace

I PWNZ0R!

So I bumped into Tom Baker in the pub the other day! I did! And I asked him to record a little ad for my site! And he did! And here it is! And it was totally not a BT Text I sent to myself! I kill anyone who says such a thing!

And Lemur bless us, every one!

( have I been naughty or nice? )

So I was all set to star in my film debut! About a fantastically good-looking lemur model (who flings poo).

It was going to be called... Poolander!

And then I realised that Ben Stiller stole my idea, changed the names, went back in time and made it first. The fucker!

I went to Edinburgh two weeks ago! It was fun! I met cool people, like halle and jarthur and cangetmad and agentz and blue_monday!

I have photos! I will show you later!

But I am going to connotations this weekend! OMG! They have a badge for me and everything! I'm the Lemur Of Honour!

I'm so popular! Everyone wants to be my bitch!

( what's on my epitaph? )

Why is there no paper version of ME?

Aren't I cool enough?

I hope my honeyz in London are safe! Please be well! I love you! Please take care!

How terrible!

I promise to take better care of my hedgehog from now on!

Well, they do.

I got my photo with Nancy Callahan! Rawr!

I will be home tonight. Don't wait up, my bitches.

( interests meme )

Next week we're going to the London Film & Comic Con!

John Barrowman will be there!

OMG! I am SO gay for him!

OK, gayer than usual.

I have a card!

I'm a real whore now!